Enzo's Worldwhere its all about Enzo!
The official website dedicated to everyone's favorite golden retriever, Enzo — toy enthusiast, professional snack eater, and lover of playtime.
Enzo
CEO of Snacks
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soft chaosGallery
Moments, moods, and memories—starring Enzo.
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drip (but dog)Merch
A small collection of Enzo-approved merchandise.
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breaking woofsBlog
Hard-hitting journalism: snack reviews, nap reports, and scandal updates.
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What people are saying
Totally real reviews from totally real sources.
“I haven’t had peace since he arrived. 10/10 would be sat on again.”
— The Couch
“He said 'one last throw' and I haven’t seen daylight in weeks.”
— A Tennis Ball
“Every walk begins with optimism. It ends with negotiations.”
— The Leash
Want the full Enzo experience?
Start with the gallery, then read the blog, then pretend you bought merch. In that order. Enzo insists.